Commonly Used Terms on the Show

Thirstometer: Lisa gets thirsty as hell, so at the end of each match she rates the wrestlers on a scale of 1 – 10 Diet Cokes (10 being the thirstiest).  Some occasions  call for the rare 11/10 Diet Cokes (i.e. Swerve Strickland in a purple eyeshadow) or the ominous Diet Pepsi rating (i.e. Chris Jericho’s sparkly boots).  Obviously the ratings are subjective.

CTE Alert: CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy) is a neurodegenerative disease linked to repeated trauma to the head.  Any time a wrestler uses their head to headbutt or take a chair shot to the head, even though we’re aware they are trained professionals, we do a CTE alert.  It still scares Amanda, and she wants them to wear helmets.

Bitch Count: This started after Kazuchika Okada aligned with the EVPs/Young Bucks thus becoming a heel.  At the end of his promos he’d call his opponent a bitch in such a way that Lisa started pointing it out.  It was a very exaggerated way to say the word; very purposeful if you will. That is how the count started.  Now anytime anyone says “bitch,” it is counted.